2013 SPRING BREAK CRUISE
There is life beyond physics textbooks.
Below: Mayan ruins have a bunch of iguanas and other animals ruining the ruins by releaving themselves on them.
Below: People eat these iguanas, but other wildlife in these parts can do the same with people.
Below: My guide in Jamaica, Kingsley Stone, has 20 kids. He likes to give out condoms, but has been slow to use them much himself. His advice for Cozumel matched by father's opinion - Semper Paratus.
Above: For an amusing tour of Jamaica (and a free condom) contact Kingslay at (878) 425-1529 or at (878) 428-5663. His e-mail is email@example.com. For the record, after siring 20 kids, he claims to be loyal to his current wife for 13 years now. If you have to go potty while on your tour, Kingslay can quickly sniff out the most interesting targets. To quote him, "This ain't America, mon. Whatsha gonna do, wet yourself mon?" Mon, of course, is Jamaican for man. The word serves as final punctuation for a high percent of sentences and phrases there.